You start-off, my wishes
No you start-off
AND WEEEEE!

Oh my God!
There was this guy and a keyboard,
And he went...
WEEEEE!

Oh my God!
Then I went up to my Mom,
And she went...
WEEEEE!

That's alright!
Cause I went over to my Dad,
And he went...
WEEEEE!

Oh my God!
Then there was this guy
And he goes "hey I got a knife"
And I go...
WEEEEE!

Yo! I ran into a tough Gangsta,
And he was like "Yo, muthafucka"
WEEEEE!

Yo! I saw R2D2 on the street,
And it was like...
WEEEEE! BLEEEEEEP!

Yo! I saw this kid in a wheelchair,
And he was going over the hill really fast,
And he was like...
WEEEEE!

Yo! I was searching for seats here,
And this guy he was like "I got popcorn"
And I was like... OH MY GOD!
WEEEEE!

When you're a kid and you wanna go "weeeee".
But you ain't got drugs yet!
You hold on for your life,
Hold on to your little gonads... in strife...

Gonads in strife (x3)
Gonads in strife (x3)
Gonads in strife (x3)
Gonads in strife (x3)

Gonads in the lightning...
In the lightning... in the rain...
WEEEEE!

YO! I saw a squirrel run across the street,
And he didn't get hit by a car,
So it was like...
WEEEEE!