This here is a little song that we like to call Hubert
We're gonna do that one more time for ya
And it goes a little something like this, cuties

My name is Hubert and that is with an H
It is not Qubert, it is with an H
Eighth letter of the alphabet H
My name is Hubert and that is with an H

Hey Hubert!
(What?)
Hey Hubert!

My name is Hubert and I am a little lord
Don't like no typical bod
I like fat cause I don't like thin
I am partial to just about any kind of looks even men
My name is Hubert
And that is with an H
Eighth letter of the alphabet H

Hey Hubert!
(What?)
Hey Hubert!
(What?)
Hey Hubert!
(What?)
Hey Hubert!
(What?)