Couldn't wait 'til now to relate this story
Now it's final
Couldn't start up a row or let it get boring
Now it's final

I reeled the rumpus in for real
The thought of running makes my
Pulmonary functions vary
How could I be ignorant

Couldn't scale things down or be less adoring
Now it's final

I reeled the rumpus in for real
The thought of running makes my
Pulmonary functions vary
How could I be ignorant
My pulmonary functions vary
You can't say tht's arbitrary

Telling me I'm bent
Any argument
They're all just things I'll beleaguer
It's better do then say
It's the only way
That I'll show you just how eager I am
I couldn't wait 'til now