well don't be that way cause i might be on that next train,
if i get around to it,
well oh no oh no, im so fucking undependable,
but you have to admit, it's part of my charm,
at least i thought it was, oh, forget i said it...

i'm waiting for the next train wreck, a new disaster,
cause i'm getting good, at falling down, and playing dead...

well don't play that game cause i can't be held responsible for any sort of injuries,
i dont wanna hear it...
well she said she said, youre so fucking irresistable, as she lowered her head, into her hands...
i guess it happened again...

i'm waiting for the next train wreck, a new disaster,
cause i'm getting caught, im falling down, and playing dead...
i'm waiting for the next train wreck, a new disaster,
cause im getting good, at falling down, and playing dead...

a hurricane, a tornado, a forest fire, a falling piano,
from out of a window, wherever she goes, pure disaster, surely follows,
a hurricane, a tornado, a forest fire, a falling piano,
from out of a window, wherever she goes, pure disaster, surely follows!