Get all the violins in tune.
At any point you'll need them.
Go on and cue that sob song.
We apologize. No one wants your carnival ride.
We're all aware of statistics.
And do you need a tissue?

Number one, all your cries are a pindrop.
And the world you live in is sad and make-believe.
Number one, can't you see the big picture?
I'm just a messenger, but someone should set you straight.
It looks like I might be the one.

Such a sad man. We feel bad and we think,
yeah, we know that despite all the headlines you are passible.
Lesson learned - you're more likely to get burned
with every bridge that you claim to roll your own now.

Number one, all your cries are a pindrop.
And the world you live in is sad and make-believe.
Number one, can't you see the big picture?
I'm just a messenger, but someone should set you straight.
It looks like I might be the one.