He said he'd join a foreign army
So that he can have sex before he's married.

He loves her so
He can't let go.
He loves her so
He can't let go.
He has new clothes.
They've fallen on him now...
We all knew somehow he'd be a better man.
He wears chartreuse cause he can.

CHORUS (X 2)
He wears chartreuse cause he can
I really don't understand
Cause he's always a ladies man
He wears chartreuse cause he can

He only keeps good company
He's always leading with his teeth
He keeps himself so apropos
Shoots it up his nose (shoots it up)

CHORUS

He only loves what he sees
She's the best desert he's had in weeks
She'll be dead in three months time
He'll be dead in five (dead in five)

CHORUS

He wears chartreuse cause he can
He wears chartreuse cause he can
Chartreuse cause he can