(Hey there she go right there. Look.
Where? Where? Where?
Aw, you aint lyin. She is fine. Call her over here.
Hey, how you doin? You aint gonna even look at me?)
Girls, (well well well well well) I like the girls.
(Hey, loco, sing that one more time. Sound good, cuz.)
Girls, (ohhhhhh, yeah-eah yeah) I like the girls.
(Give me a light, loc. And tell home girl over there, my name is Afroman.)

I like em short (short). I like em tall (tall).
I like em big (big). I like em small (small).
I like em with hair (hair). I like em bald.
To make a long story short, I like em all.
I like this girl (this girl). I like that girl (that girl).
I like the skinny girl (skinny girl). I like the fat girl (fat girl).
I like the college girl (college girl). I like the hoodie rat too.
I like the church girl, miss goodie-goodie two shoes.

Girls, I like the girls. (Sing it, yall.) I like the girls.
You know I do. Im so in love with you.
Girls, (oooooh, baby!) I like the girls.
Gotta understand, I cant operate with no man. Bucccoc!

I like em shy (shy). I like em bold (bold).
I like em young (young). I like em old (old).
I like em smart (smart). I like em dumb (dumb).
I like women any way they come.
I like em when theyre beautiful, I like em when theyre ugly.
I like when they ignore me. I like it when they bug me.
Aint no woman that I dont like. I got drunk one time and tried to talk to a dyke.

Girls, (I love the girls.) I like the girls.
Adam gave up his rib so I could take a hot mama back to the crib.
Girls, (I love you, baby! Yeah!) I like the girls.
Hey lady, Im the Hungry Hustler, Afroman. Check me out.

I like the wrong girl (wrong girl). I like the right girl (right girl).
I like the black girl (black girl). I like the white girl (white girl).
I like the brown girl (brown girl). I like the yellow girl (yellow girl).
I like rich girl. I like the ghetto girl.
I like the nice girl. I like the mean girl.
Outer space, I even got a green girl.
I like the city girl. I like the country girl.
Dont let me get high and get the munchies girl.

Girls, (When Im 99, Ima have me a woman thats fine.) I like the girls.
Make love and have a heart attack. Come and go at the same time, cuz.
Girls, (Afroman, yeah Afroman), I like the girls.

(Hey, man, I wrote this little rap about Red Riding Hood when I was a little kid. Check it out, man.)
I met Little Red Riding Hood. We took a ride to my hood and I rode her real good.
Like Martin Luther King, I have a dream to make Red Riding Hood holler and scream.
I said Boom! Bang! Pop! Pow! Grandmama cant help you now!
When youre on all fours like a horse on her hoof. Im Afroman, the big bad wolf.

Girls, (well, well well well well.) I like the girls.
(Hey, both of yall say yeah. Yeeeeeeeeeahhh! You know what Im sayin?)
Girls, (I like the girls, shake it girl), I like the girls.
You know why? Cause Im a locster locster, honey spokester.

Girls. They gotta be the most precious commodity.
My brains like an ocean and nothing is swimming through my head except naked women.
Of course I wanna have sex with you. Do I look like a homosexual?
All you feminists hate my guts, but girl you gonna love these nuts. Buccccoc!

Girls, (Yeah we fittin to break it down, you understand me, cuz?) I like the girls.
All my G-mosabes up there in Pimp-dale, Pimp-afornia. Whats up, loco?
Girls (Im smokin tumbleweed with my homies from Hatties-herb, Missi-hippy) I like the girls.

Hey, man, but check out this song we used to sing when we were little kids, though, right:
My girl got two big lips. Taste like potato chips.
My girl got two big boobs just like two innertubes.
My girl got two big hips just like two battleships.
My girl got real long hair down to her underwear.
My girl got a slender waist. Her favorite seat is on my face.
I got taste. Buc-buci-buci I got taste. Buccccoc!